Jim: Right, so this morning we were having breakfast together and I just looked up from my cereal and I said 'You know what I wanna do today?' 'I wanna marry you.'
Pam: I had just woken up. I didn't look cute. That's how I knew he meant it.
I almost died at La Cantera today.
Bitches need to learn how to drive.
twirlandcurl: Loved. This. I need the music...
I just got paid approximately thirteen dollars an...
Forty Going North: What Every Sorostitute Needs in... →
fortygoingnorth: There are four main components of a Sorostitute’s closet: weekday, formal, country club/date/home, and theme. Weekday- This is your wardrobe for class, running errands and baking Nike shorts (paired with leggings for winter) Frat Tee (stolen from a current or former fratdaddy)…
a few rules of the road in texas
-cinderellainapartydress: gentleenthusiasm: if you are not going at least 5 over the speed limit you are going too slow - get off the road, granny. stop signs are optional (and annoying, avoid stopping at all costs). it is perfectly acceptable to harass (tailgate, flash brights, honk repeatedly) someone who has right of way when they turn into your lane. even though you totally should have...
Little White Lie.
This is such a Great Message
miszjaniiee: hatemevol: vswho: …this message came right on time. sometimes we complain about the cross we bear not realizing that it’s preparing us for the dip in the road that God can see and we cannot…
Am I the only one that noticed this, or
shoddy-cursive: skeeballaddictsbff: everything on that wall has relevance to darren criss o_O wizards is obvious study abroad - darren studied abroad in italy battle of the bands - little white lie holy shit. oh. my. goodness.