if you are not going at least 5 over the speed limit you are going too slow - get off the road, granny.
stop signs are optional (and annoying, avoid stopping at all costs).
it is perfectly acceptable to harass (tailgate, flash brights, honk repeatedly) someone who has right of way when they turn into your lane. even though you totally should have stopped at that red light.
on that note: it’s totally legal to run a red light as long as there isn’t a police officer around.
that lever on the side of your steering wheel that turns on the signal lights is just there for looks. it holds no purpose. forget it even exists.
when driving on the freeway and on a motorcycle - riding in between cars on that white-dash line will get you to your destination much quicker than actually riding in the lane.
cyclists are annoying and insignificant. honk at them even if they are obeying traffic laws, because they are on a bicycle and you are in a car.
the bigger and badder your truck is - the more entitled you are to the road. if there’s a little car driving beside you - intimidate them by moving more into their lane so they get out of your way.
when driving in the suburbs, the entire road is one lane. if someone is coming the other way - stay in the middle of the road so that they have to ride the curb. because the road is yours.